Won’t Somebody Think (Irrationally) of the Children?

If there’s one thing I hate about child molesters – apart from their molesting of children – it’s just how gosh darn overt they are with ogling and molesting and paedophiling. I’m looking at you, NAMBLA. Closer to home? Ex-national treasure Gareth Glitter even penned a recruitment song in an attempt to appeal to lovers of glam-rock up and down the country.

“When will the madness end?” Parents, teachers, social workers and undercover paedophiles are crying. No time soon if Fox ‘Largely-Mistaken, Scaremongering’ 23 News has anything to do with it. Do you find the popular internet meme PedoBear to be funny?

Then you, sicko, ARE A PAEDOPHILE.

Unsurprisingly, Fox have since quietly redacted their claims that the guy dressed as the cuddly meme was a sex offender as the only thing he really is guilty of is being a huge nerd and at Comic Con.

Accompanying the footage of the alleged-but-not-actually paedophile luring a child into his clutches with candy under the guise of being a friendly stranger, we are warned not to let our children go near people in animal costumes.

You heard what I said, Mickey. You heard.

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