I thought I’d clear out my extensive wardrobe and chuck some things on eBay. I have a vast array of things I’ve bought but never worn after realising they don’t fit/are heinously ugly. Now, in my defence, I didn’t actually buy these shoes but I have kept onto them for a year figuring I’d have some burlesque-y/whore-y/fetish-y fancy dress party to attend to at which I could wear them. But I haven’t. So I guess these are going on:
I even shudder looking at them; they’re ugly, aren’t they? Or are they? I don’t know, I can’t tell. Maybe they are ugly but sexy? No. Just ugly? Ugh.