Boy: What do you do?
Me: I’ve recently left university.
Boy: So, you sit around and chill? You sit around and jam?
Me: Sorry. Do I make jam?
Boy: How can I contact you, get to know you?
Boy: Do you have Facebook?
Me: Not since 1999.
Boy: OK. You use MSN?
Boy: Wow. Like, how do you, y’know, contact people?
Me: With a phone.
Boy: Wow. How old are you? 22? Fuck, that’s so old.
Boy: Can I have your number?